Adam Carolla’s Not Taco Bell Material Photo Caption Contest

Win a signed copy of Not Taco Bell Material! Each week for the next five weeks, we are posting a photo from Adam Carolla’s new book, Not Taco Bell Material. For this week’s photo, enter your caption by July 5th for a chance to win. To submit your caption, please enter it in the answer field at the bottom of this post and click “answer.”

Adam will choose his favorite caption each week and we will announce the winner on Fridays on Tumblr and Twitter (@adamcarolla). Winners should email NTBM@adamcarolla.com to redeem their prize.

No purchase necessary to enter. Void wherever prohibited or restricted by law. Employees of Random House Inc., its parent, subsidiaries and affiliates, and their immediate family members, and persons living in their household are not eligible to enter this Contest.

What’s your best line?

wwnorton:

The things that the Norton I.T. department has to deal with….

I WONDER by Marian Bantjes

It’s the most awkward time of the year!

Except for Dad. Dad is totally normal. 

On their wedding day.

From the DECISION POINTS DELUXE eBOOK EDITION

petswhowanttokillthemselves:

“Are you gonna chuck me out a window and smash me on the neighbor’s porch too?… Cause I’m fine with that.”

Sammi (of Deep River, CT) from Whitney